This Chick-Fil-A Gun Fucks

I havent fired a weapon in years. Mostly because I'm a city slicker pussy now and retired from my beloved Marine Corps. That being said, you are outside of your mind if you think I wouldnt like to unload and then show clear (safety first) with that bad boy. It's the details here that make this weapon beautiful. From the "Have A Blessed Day" on the charging handle to the "My Pleasure" in beautiful gold cursive on the backdrop of a pure white ejection port cover, this might be the single most beautiful gun I've ever seen. 

The red and white. The perfect little details. The red magazine release button is just a chef kiss of detail. I'd like to see a whole chick-fil-a arsenal. Im talkin a 50 cal, this weapon, a stub-nose m4, a pistol that we could call the chicken mini. I'd get the entire value meal. A buffet of bullets would be needed. A round of rounds for the boys.  

If I'm the gun industry, I take a look at this bad boy and start developing weapons like Nike does shoes. Colorways? Is that what the kids are calling it? Can we do gun colorways? If so, I need this one from Chick-Fil-A and probably a Dupont one from the old jeff gordon car. Fire. I wouldnt put the Die Hard logo though. That's a hardo move.