Bodycam Footage of Two Young Women Dressed Like Old Women In Order To Get The Coronavirus Vaccine Is Sadly Hilarious

(CNN) — Two women were caught trying to get second doses of the Covid-19 vaccine by dressing up as “grannies,” the Director of the Florida Department of Health in Orange County said Thursday.

The women came to the vaccination site wearing bonnets, gloves, and glasses in an attempt to receive their vaccines, Dr. Raul Pino said during a press conference. According to the sheriff’s office, the women were 44 and 34.

CNN reached out to the women for comment.

“This is the hottest commodity that is out there right now,” Pino said. “We have to be very careful with the funds and the resources that we are provided.”

The Orange County Sheriff’s Office confirmed to CNN that it was called by health officials to issue trespassing warnings to the women as their dates of birth did not match those they had used to register for vaccines, though the names did match.

I get it. You're sitting there in isolation for nearly a year. You are absolutely sick of it. You just wanna head out to the bars and restaurants, set your pocketbook down, order a tall, refreshing cocktail, and just forget all about the last year. You'll be able to do that soon because of the vaccine. But, there's one pesky thing in the way of your girls' night. 

FUCKING OLDS! These old leathery bags of Metamucil are hoggin up all the vaccines. Why should the olds get it first? Because of their fragile lungs and brittle chests? Get out of here. You cant be a generation of baby boomers that decry the weakness of Millenials and generation z while still trying to get the covid-19 vaccine before everyone so that you "dont die." If you're so fucking tough, non-student loan havers, why don't you forego your spot in line and head out to the bars and line dance hmmm? 

It's because they arent actually all that tough which is why these brazen ladies decided to don a couple of blouses, wigs, and spray themselves with the lovely signature scent of one Elizabeth Taylor. That's right, my friends. Im talkin White Diamonds.

When a lady is wearing White Diamonds, she aint lookin for one on the ole ring finger. She might be lookin for a ring finger somewhere else if you know what I mean, Gene. I dont like to slut-shame but Elizabeth Taylor was no stranger to french kissin strangers. How could you resist? Well, you can start by wearing a fucking mask. 

There is absolutely no reason to be kissin everyone you see right now. It pains me to say that but its true. I bet one of the health care workers who tried to vaccinate these ladies, leaned into the car, were enraptured by the scent of White Diamonds, attempted a kiss but then could immediately tell that the teeth were the teeth of younger people. You can hide a lot of things with makeup. You cant hide old teeth, though. You show me a set of teeth and I can tell you within 5 years how old that person is. Im not even dentist and I can do that. Imagine what health care workers are trained to see? 

Lastly, people forget it's Mrs. Doubtfire not Mrs. DoubtPfizer. I dont but other people do.