Something Fishy Is Happening With Wisconsin's Governor And It Came From The Vagina Of A Sturgeon

Truth be known, I have no idea what happened in this situation but that wont stop me from opining about this situation with purely uneducated speculation. 

Here's what happened. The Governor of the Cheese State was in a bit of a bind. People in Wisconsin were going ballistic at this door. They were pounding and pounding and pounding on the Governor's Mansion hatches. The things they were saying were tasteless at best. 

"Bring out the Governor so that we can have sex with him! We want to slap them cheesy hamstrings with our summer sausages and then polish that off with a tall, cool, Budweiser!"

The attendants at the mansion were in complete disarray. What to do, what to do, indeed. 

So, the attendants at the mansion scoured the place and came up with a little bit of fish eggs. The type? Sturgeon. Pricy. How pricy? Glad you asked. 

Without researching it and off the top of my head, I know many sturgeon caviar facts. Facts like the Beluga caviar is caviar consisting of the roe (or eggs) of the beluga sturgeon Huso huso. The fish is found primarily in the Caspian Sea, the world's largest salt-water lake, which is bordered by Iran, Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, Russia, and Turkmenistan. It can also be found in the Black Sea basin and occasionally in the Adriatic Sea. Beluga caviar is the most expensive type of caviar, with market prices, at the beginning of the millennium, ranging from $7,000 to $10,000/kg ($3,200 to $4,500/lb),

Roe? More like sturgeon whoa if you ask me. 

"Chaps! Chaps! That's foreign caviar! What about the good stuff? The local stuff?"

Excellent point. Caviar produced from sturgeon eggs can sell for more than $100 an ounce in Wisconsin. The lake sturgeon, some of which can live for as long as 150 years but are designated by the American Fisheries Society as threatened in North America, are part of the state's rich and quirky fishing heritage and that's why this industry is regulated so strictly. If you eat the eggs, they will never hatch. So true!

To be in charge of a great state like Wisconsin and to skirt the rules so that your rich friends can enjoy a Gentlemen's Friday together is truly unbecoming. 

Now, back to the part about people wanting to have sex with the Governor. I only mentioned that because that's what happened in the story of my friend and longtime Stoolie Lot from Genesis Chapter 19. You should check it out and hear what actually happened.