Texas Woman Has Her Car Absolutely Gang Banged By A Bursted Pipe In A Parking Garage

Shit is wild down here in Texas. I know. I know. Grow up. It’s just a little snow but it’s not. This weather is wrecking people’s homes, lives, and finances. Corpus Christi, typically a beach town, had to bring in extra morgue trucks because folks were dying at an alarming rate. That’s not funny but parking your car in the safety of an empty parking garage only to be absolutely lambasted by mother nature’s big ole swinging titties is entirely different.

Honest question. When there’s that much ice on your car, what the fuck do you do? Leave it? Come back in a week? Start a small fire in the parking garage like you’re some sort of hobo? Everything should be on the table including burning that garage to the ground and I don’t think there’s a soul in jury pool who would convict. 

In a time that is cold, miserable, and unsustainable in the long term, this poor woman’s plight made me laugh. Is that fair or right? No. Is it true? Yes. I legit gasped when I saw the car. Honesty is more important now than ever. I gasped and laughed.

But, some good news is on the horizon. Warm weather is returning and our normal lives should be as well. My power kicked on early this morning. Hopefully it stays on. If not, we cry.