Alabama Assistant Jay Graham Tweeted Out the Most Epic Self-Own of All-Time

In order to appreciate the unfathomable level of gall it took for Jay Graham to send the above tweet, we need a little bit of context. Graham was hired earlier this month to be the special teams coordinator at Alabama. Previously, however, he was most recently the running backs coach at Tennessee — he actually had two stints as a coach in Knoxville, in 2012 and 2020 — where he also played from 1993-96 and rushed for more than 2,600 yards.

So one would think that even as his coaching career has taken him to the evil empire that is Alabama, he'd still have a soft spot for his alma mater and a place he coached on two different occasions. NOPE! He's been at Alabama all of two weeks and is already tweeting about Tennessee's losing streak to the Tide, two losses of which were UT staffs that he was part of. What a scumbag.

This is the coaching equivalent of announcing yourself to the world as a cuck. Jay Graham is proud to have jumped ship to his alma mater's biggest rival who has been fucking his wife for the last decade.

And this isn't even the first time something like this has happened recently. Butch Jones went to be Nick Saban's coffee boy for three years while he coasted off buyout checks from Tennessee and then had the balls to smoke a cigar and have the time of his life in the visitors' locker room at Neyland Stadium after an Alabama team that he had nothing to do with beat a Vols team that he built.

The Butch incident is definitely worse, but Jay Graham can go get bent. You would think he might wait until his special teams units did literally anything or he helped Bama win a game before he started shooting off at the mouth, but that is apparently giving him far too much credit.

I hope Graham has a great time being one of Satan's underlings for a couple years until he can maybe get back to being a real position coach somewhere.