Wake Up With Baseball

White Sox Dave2/17/2021 2:50 PM

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Pitchers and catchers report today for most teams in baseball. WE'VE MADE IT FAM!!! We got ourselves a full 162 game slate. LET'S FUCK SHIT UP!!! Holy hell am I in a good mood today. Baseball is the most beautiful game in the world and that's just a fact. I cannot wait for opening day, but we've finally gotten to P&C report day. I'm sure I will hate fans of all teams on some level this year, especially that rat faced fuck Mush and Yankees fans (nice pitching staff lmfao) but today we're all on the same page, just happy to have gotten through another god forsaken winter to one of the best days of the year. Everyone is 0-0 right now and will be on opening day. Never say never, unless you're a fan of the O's…

…who Fangraphs says has statistically no shot of making the playoffs this year. That's…. that's gotta suck. There's always next year I guess? Jesus Christ that's a shit feeling. Anyways, let's get this show on the road!!!