Someone Named Their Baby After Riggs.

Sam aka Riggs aka Bozo aka Boondoggle Boy aka Does It Better Than Anyone Else Has Ever Done It At Barstool aka Permanent Vacation aka Doesn't Matter Because He Makes The Company A Shit Ton of Money. A man of many nicknames, indeed. But you can now add one more to the list- Cultural Icon. How so, you might ask? Well, following the likes of Tiger, Prince, and Madonna before him, the name "Riggs" is now multi-generational, to the point other humans are naming THEIR HUMANS after him. Oh it's true, it's damn true:

Is this real? I want to say so. Otherwise someone photoshopped a fake baby announcement sign thingy to troll Riggs, which is equally as crazy as naming your child after him, so that's why I think it has to be real. I imagine the scene. They are sitting on the couch, tossing baby names back and forth. 

"James?

Hunter?

Adam? 

Timmy? 

Riggs?

Stuart?" ….

"Wait, go back…Riggs? What's that name" 

"Uhhhhhh…mumbling it'sthisguyontheinternetwhocan'tbreak100eventhoughhegolfseveryday"

"What was that honey?"

"Oh uhhh I said it's a name I saw in a baby book, it means "sees straight and clearly"

"I love it!"

And now there is a real life human being walking (eventually) this green Earth named after our beloved Riggsy. 

Congrats to the parents of young Riggs, and to Riggs himself. If this is real, I actually do think that while it's completely insane, it's pretty cool someone out there is literally named after you. Maybe that's just the romantic in me, but now I need to have a baby and name it after my favorite blogger. Baby Greenie, coming soon.