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A Bunch Of Chicks Describe Their Boyfriend's Dick And Nuts To A Police Sketch Artist

We’ve seen videos before of chicks trying to draw their boyfriends’ dick and nuts before. But it takes a little more to be able to describe said package to a complete stranger and have them be able to throw an exact replica together down on paper. Honestly, I’d be terrified if my girlfriend had to describe my dick right in front of me. Good news is that I don’t have a girlfriend so I don’t need to worry about that any time soon. But yeah, I don’t know if I could handle hearing out loud that I’m a massive disappointment. Getting posterized by inadequacy is just not my cup of tea. Because chances are I’d end up like this poor loser just getting his dick ripped to shreds by his Asian girlfriend.

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That chick eviscerated that cock. Basically turned this video into Comedy Central Presents The Roast Of This Dude’s Dick. A short, carrot-shaped dick with a wrinkly bush and a weird bulge. Tough crowd.

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Now this broad LOVES her man’s dick. A can of beans? Are you kidding me?? A fucking can of beans? Welcome to Girth City. Population this bro. And a full GMO banana? Dude is packing some serious heat. Get your organic shit out of here, Whole Foods. My man is conducting this train headed to Pound Town.

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That moment when you realize why they say “once you go black, you never go back”. Chick basically cummed her pants when she thought about how thick that dick is.

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She definitely comes off as a feminazi. Definitely comes off as someone who probably hates Barstool. But she seems to know her dicks and is for sure into some freaky shit. Would bang.

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h/t Tim

And obligatory, since we’re talking about drawings of dicks.