The Phillies #ChatWithPat Q & A Session With Pat Burrell Went As Wonderfully As We'd All Hoped

Hide ya daughters, hide ya wives! Pat Burrell is currently back in Philly and will be HAMMERED all weekend celebrating his Wall Of Fame induction. Naturally, the Phillies attempted to do a civilized Q & A session with The Babe, and even more naturally, this is how it went. Guess that’s what happens when there are multiple legends out there including “He plucked my friend from the bar and slept at her place. In the morning she had to leave for work so she left a Pop-Tart and her number written on the counter. When she returned the Pop-Tart was gone, the number was still there.” Glorious.

And we end with a tale from our comment section, one of many: