Im About To Stick It In This Thang, Daddy

Saw this and thought for just a second that I was Forrest Gump after sideways rain, heavy rain, stinging rain, rain in the sunshine, rain at night, and even rain that came up from the ground: talkin wet, folks.

I don’t know what that is wiggling around like my dick after a cold shower when Tail Feather by Nelly is playing. But, just like Tail Feather by Nelly, I never want it to stop playing in my mind.

Speaking of Nelly, I can’t imagine what Murphy Lee would do if he saw that thing shaking while he was rockin in his Air Force Ones. He’d probably be just like us and Air Force Cum. Sorry for my dirty Country Grammar.