What a video. 1 and a half minutes and I needed it to be about 20 minutes longer. Just packing all the weirdos into one hit and giving us that first taste of football fanaticism being back.
From the guys who woke up one morning and decided they wanted to start an adult drumline.
To our boy Danny Winslow tattooing his entire skull
and putting Joey Porter, of all people, on his leg. Jean shorts and white shoes, of course.
All the while walking around with a huge doll
To Turd Ferguson pumping up the people on the side of the highway with his terrible towel.
And this guy tailgating like it’s the AFC Championship game.
All too perfect. This is what fans should look like. I don’t like the Steelers but I love these guys. Give me a toothless woman motherfucking her husband on live television all day every day. Football is back, almost.
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