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Does The Tour De France Winner Even Lift Though?

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Listen, not trying to take anything away from Chris Froome here, I’m sure riding your bike around all summer is tough work, I used to do it when I was a little kid, but come on man, do you even lift? Like ever. What are those things. Angel Hair pasta attached to your torso. You can win all the Tour De France’s you want but if any regular guy in the world can you put in a body bag in half a second you’re no athlete to me. Walk into a bar with a tank top and tell people you won that little bike race and see if they can hear you over the sound of vomiting at the sight of those gangly ass arms.