Porn Star Asa Akira Is Very Romantic

Creampies are romantic because at the very least, it means she's willing to have your abortion

— Asa Akira (@AsaAkira) October 14, 2014

 
Asa Akira single handily bringing back romance, one tweet at a time. And this was probably the most perfect tweet ever crafted. Nothing like a girl who appreciates not only a nice creampie, but also the corresponding abortion. Just so sweet.

Just ate a rotten banana. I should be disgusted with myself, but swallowing loads for a living really puts things into perspective.

— Asa Akira (@AsaAkira) September 28, 2014

 
Always keeping life in perspective. When the going gets tough, you can count on Asa to make sure you don’t blow anything out of proportion.

The only thing I've eaten all day is @thejessicadrake's asshole

— Asa Akira (@AsaAkira) October 2, 2014

 
Strong diet. Strong. Gotta love a girl who stays in shape.

All in all, sounds like a keeper. I’ll be saving a spot for her at Thanksgiving dinner.