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Just A Good Old Fashioned Cat Fight In The Ride Line At Disney World

Orlando, FL – Three women were caught on cellphone video in a full-fledged brawl while waiting in line at Disney’s Test Track at Epcot Saturday night, said the man who recorded the incident.The guest, who no longer wants to be identified, recorded the incident on his cellphone. The video shows the three women beating and screaming at each other, with one of them using an umbrella as a weapon the man said. It is not clear what led to the fight. At one point in the video, a Disney employee tried to break up the brawl but he was pushed away. The man who recorded the brawl said the women were eventually escorted out by Disney personnel. No arrests were made in relation to the incident, an Orange County Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman said.

Well that looked civilized. Upset of the century these bitches were still allowed to stay in the park, let alone ride. Feel like you can get ragdolled out of there for something as little as swearing around the kiddies. Nice to know you can start a certified melee in line and still not lose your spot for Test Track.

Other than the 30-seconds of pure joy on the rides, there’s nothing amusing about an amusement park. Unless you’re down with paying $7 for a bottled water and standing around for hours with swamp ass straight out of the Everglades. And it’s even worse on the parents. I remember being at Disney World when I was like 5. Started throwing a shit fit saying I hated this place cause I wasn’t tall enough to go on Space Mountain or got goosed too hard by Mickey or something. I don’t remember. What I do remember is my father yanking me away from the masses and walking me to the bathroom. He waited until we’re out of sight from my mother and brothers, then went all Bill O’Reilly ‘We’ll do it live’ on me with a vengeance. All while having the old man strength squeeze on the arm, which as you know as a child there is no escape. Just hating life as he knew it and had to vent it out. The experience scarred me for life, and you know what, I 100% understand and agree with him now. I’m definitely going to be one of the Dad’s that lets the kids ride whatever they want while I’m sitting on the nearest bench with a flask and low expectations.

PS – Having a beer in every country at Epcot should be less of a suggestion and more of a law.