Ursula Von Der Leyen Is Under Fire For Her Shitty Coronavirus Vaccine Plan And There's No Way She's Innocent Because Her Name is Fucking Ursula Von Der Leyen

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Ursula von der Leyen has no plans to quit after last week’s coronavirus vaccine fiasco, despite suffering the worst week of her career as president of the European Commission.

Today she refused to take personal responsibility for the vaccine fiasco and instead urged Europeans to judge her in three years time at the end of her term in office.

She is facing unprecedented criticism across the EU after her gaffe-strewn handling of the row with AstraZeneca.

Brussels’ threat to impose a hard border on the island of Ireland, and the slow roll-out of vaccinations across the bloc have increased the pressure on the former German defence minister.

As far as Mrs von der Leyen, who has attempted to pass the buck to her trade commissioner and is accused of centralising all power in her small circle of trusted advisors, is concerned she is going nowhere.

Hand up. I have no idea what this story is about. I don't follow the news on whatever the fuck the EU is. EU? More like pee-Eww IMO. 

That being said, I don't have to read a long article from the folks at Yahoo News to know that Ursula is a yahoo. Like at that idiot with her stupid haircut. If that doesn't say villain what does? Ursula. You cant just walk around with a name like Ursula and do dastardly deeds without someone raising a stink. They are watching you like a fucking hawk if your name is Ursula and you're in power. Do you know how good the vision of hawks are? Well, to refresh your memory…

If you swapped your eyes for an eagle's, you could see an ant crawling on the ground from the roof of a 10-story building. You could make out the expressions on basketball players' faces from the worst seats in the arena. Objects directly in your line of sight would appear magnified, and everything would be brilliantly colored, rendered in an inconceivable array of shades. 

So yeah. You could say we are watching her pretty closely. 

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The worst part of Ursula being in charge is that it's something important like the Covid vaccine. Imagine having your fate rest on the shoulders of someone named Ursula. If that's you, you're a poor unfortunate soul, indeed.