Mike Conforto And The Mets Score 1,000 Runs Against The Dodgers

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I know this kid Lee the Dodgers threw today is a nobody but 15 runs on 21 hits is absolutely fucking INSANE for this club. Conforto goes 4-4 with 2 doubles. Murph gay-bashed one over the wall. Duda hits 2 home runs and passes David Wright as the all time home run leader at Citi Field (which is actually genuinely sad for David Wright and the way things have panned out for the Mets and his career) Kelly Johnson gets in the mix right away with a homer of his own and the Mets actually looked like a big league ball club. Only thing hotter than their offense tonight is Mike Conforto’s mother:

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Jiminy Christmas!

Again I know this was against some scrub but its incredible what to see this team could be like if they got consistent offense every night. Harvey got some run production. A few rumors swirling about Tulo and Justin Upton that definitely wont pan out but will at least tease me for a few more days. Dark Sexy Juan Uribe even maybe a beautiful play on the hot corner tonight. Kirk Nieuwenhuis continued to masquerade as a professional ballplayer. A lot of things brewing in Flushing after a rough patch where it looked like the season was headed down the toilet. Big night all around for New York Baseball.