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Armie Hammer Must Be Fucking Pissed Timothee Chalamet Was Casted Instead Of Him In The New Cannibal Love Story "Bones And All"

 

It is a baddddd day to be tied up in Armie Hammer's basement. Holy moly, he is going to be eating some smoked ribs tonight, and lemme tell you, they are not from any animal you can find on a farm. This role was made for Armie. He was born to play it. He hasn't spent the last decade of his life trying to eat every woman he comes in contact with for fucking Timothee Chalamet to take his dream role. Which makes me wonder, is Armie going to eat Timothee now? Traditionally Armie only eats the women he sleeps with, but let's not act like adorable Timmy Chalamet is *that* far removed. After all, John Henry wants to fuck him.

 

 

I wonder where Armie Hammer''s career goes from here. It's probably not easy to bounce back from being a psychopath cannibal who torments women. You can't be all 3 of those. 2? Forgivable. But all 3, that's a strike out. He probably will have to lay low for a bit until they come out with another Facebook movie. Maybe that's the only role he plays, the Winkelvi. 

2021, certainly not Armie's year. But to spin zone it for her- cannibalism going main stream? Big win. He gets to be like "see, told you guys it's not that weird." Minor victory for the Ham Man.