Foul Ball Guy Recounts His Scratch Fight Last Night, NSFW

Not going to lie, when I first caught wind of this scratch fight I was thinking Foul Ball Guy was embellishing for the cameras a little. No, no, no. This was a deliberate, calculated attack. Foul Ball Guy was taken to the ground, slammed on sharp edges and scratched to the point of virtual disfigurement. And this is why I’m all in on Foul Ball Guy. How many people would cry and go home after this happened? Take their foul balls, get back on the train, and pout. Lebron would, that’s for sure. But not Foul Ball Guy. All heart, all hustle. You can scratch his neck, you can have your dad give him a talking to, fuck you can even threaten him on twitter but guess what will happen? The sun will come up in the morning, and foul ball guy will keep catching foul balls. That’s the type of consistency you rarely see in this world anymore.

Let the Haters Hate, just watch those elbows, sir.