Look at this fucking guy. If I was older and grosser looking and didn’t have surfer hair and had loser kids and no no bathing suit fashion sense and was making sand castles instead of being King of the Beach this is exactly what I’d look like. Just beaten down by life and thinking of drowing myself in the ocean. Seriously thank god I saw this photo. It’s like my version of a Christmas Story. This could have been me if I made different choices. If I stuck with my sales job. If I didn’t become a blogging icon. If we didn’t scrap the Devnest. This could have been me slaving away at a 9-5 job taking my 1 week vacations to the Jersey Shore with my screaming kids like an idiot. Thank you ugly dave for reminding me how great it is to be me.