Tootsie Rolls Are Going To The Fucking MOON! Stock Price Up 53% In A Day

TOOTSIE ROLL TO THE FUCKING MOON!!! Now up over 53%!!! This chocolate is hot as fuck and I wonder why

No, not me. I am not arrogant enough to take credit for a 53% stock surge. Sure, there's been a lot of tootsie roll and pop talk on the internet in the last two weeks and that is DIRECTLY related to me and the Dogwalk podcast. Yes, I shined a light on how good the product is and rekindled something in people that tickled some nostalgia and probably led directly to a sales bump. If you want to give me some credit I won't argue with you, but I can't sit here with integrity and honestly say that I am responsible for or even understand a 53% bump in a day. What does make sense to me is that I was right all along about road trip candies. Road trips are up, tootsie rolls and tootsie pops are great road trip candies, therefore there is a HUGE spike in sales of tootsie products

Americans are logging long miles. They need their tootsie pops. The stock is surging because of it. I didn't win the draft and I was highly criticized. That is all fine and dandy. Feels good to be right in the end, like I always am. People think more, they experiment, they expand their horizons and then comeback and realize that I was right. It's almost like dealing with your parents when you're younger. They tell you things, you roll your eyes, you talk back, you think they're old and don't know anything. Then time goes by and you realize that they were exactly right all along. That's how I feel. I am now…the true single father at this company.

Watch all the chaos here and buy more stock in me, burrata, and tootsie pops