New Amsterdam Needs To Make Red Ed The Next Big Drink

There may be no surer bet in the market right now than this being the next big summer drink brought to you by the dictator himself. I can taste the iron curtain policy flavor now as I type this. It's delicious. Nothing pairs with socialist economic blues quite like a full glass of Red Ed on the rocks and I honestly fucking mean that statement guys. I would absolutely hammer a bottle of Red Ed after a day like today and I know so many of you are with me. That's the beauty of Red Ed. It's a beverage by the leader for the peasants, made for the common man struggle. 

And actually if we're being honest I don't hate a fruit punch based liquor. Like there's 1,000% a place on the shelf at your local Binny's for some reasonably priced Red Ed. I don't cut the business deals around here but this one seems like a real no brainer. And trust me: the brand is authentic. Eddie's lust for an authoritarian regime in the Barstool Chicago office can only be matched by his insatiable thirst for a modestly priced jungle juice alternative. I'm telling you this needs to happen. 

If it doesn't you should still listen to the Dog Walk Snake Drafts every Monday. This last one's relevant because we had Johnny fucking Pink Whitney himself on to draft sports divas. No spoilers even though he already won the poll, but Whitney had a nice debut performance that we will look to have on again, hopefully toasting over a glass of Red Ed. 

h/t to my guy Mike Piwko for the design