I Bet Launching This Girl Off A Boat Seemed Like A Good Idea Until She Almost Broke In Two

Not sure if it was a wise move on these dudes part to try and toss the only vagina on the vessel to Davy Jones’ Locker. Pirates Of The Caribbean disproved the notion where it’s considered bad luck to have a lady on board. Plus, you know, it looks like they could use all the help they can get. It gets lonely on those nights out at sea. Hence the veteran move by leg tat to go against the captains orders and keep her on last second. She could still mop the decks as a paraplegic.

Solid idea, awful execution, and as stated yesterday, a surprise RKO would have been a lot more fresh.