Kayce Smith Gets How Many Unsolicited Dick Pics A Year?
Unfortunately, unsolicited dick pics are kind of the theme of the week thanks to Jared Porter. The unsolicited dick pic is a situation I've always heard of, but luckily never experienced. In something Unnecessary Roughness did not plan, our daily offseason tradition of discussing unsolicited dick pics returned this week in the second season of "Brandon Walker Reads Kayce Smith's DMs."
You won't believe this, but the number of horny dudes in Kayce's DMs are insane. Combine that with a few crazy's and you will find yourself getting more than a few unsolicited dick pics. So much so that Kayce received one in the middle of the day on Tuesday and sneaked it into the DMs read by Brandon.
That's right. Over 100 unsolicited dick pics a year. It's gross that so many dudes do that, but not shocking. That's how many psychos are out there.
I know this is impossible, but I'd love to have some form of technology that immediately starts an interview with any person that sends an unsolicited dick pic on Instagram. What goes through your mind? Do you think this was going to work? What would you have done if the person responded? Do you even expect aaa response? I'd love to be the host of this show. I think it could do decent numbers on YouTube.
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