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Monday Morning Is A Tee Shot That Lands Directly On A Balcony

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Nothing worse than saying to yourself “this has to get lucky” after a Tee-Shot. Hey maybe It will ricochet off that house over there, hit the cart path and bounce back into the fairway. I say it to myself no less than 10 time a round. Kind of like Monday morning. You’re either sitting at your desk right now, or riding the train, or in your car, just saying to yourself, maybe my boss won’t be around this week, or maybe I’ll have something lucky happen, and next weekend will somehow get here faster than I thought. Then you remember no, no it won’t, and your life is just a sad wet golf ball sitting on some stranger’s balcony, out of play.



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Could still technically get lucky though Phil, get a check for like 20k that you can use for some insider trading if Dunne wins.

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Oh and still not my favorite Phil Tee-Shot. Forever love the “oh no, not again”




Solely for the old lady giving Phil the good job good effort clap.


“Yay Phil, you’re out there, and you hit a ball!!!!”




Not that anyone cares, I took Dunne +250 over Oosthuizen for the final round. Too good of odds to pass up, so my week is starting off as a Loss most likely.




h/t @MShamburger1 for the vid