This IG Model Wants You To R-E-L-A-X

Hey Alena, how in the fricken heck am I supposed to relax with you clogging up my IG feed like that? 

Not to mention we're about to drop into war torn Verdansk, Kostovia!!! I mean seriously! Do you have any idea what it's like to put your life in that halfwit block head Smitty's hands? It's a suicide mission. 

That's not stopping us from protecting democracy, but we sure as hell won't RELAX either.