Russell Wilson Doing The Whip Is Top 5 Dorkiest Things I've Seen In My Life

“Now watch me WHIP, WHIP!”

I know Russell Wilson has always been pretty dorky but goodness gracious is he laying it on thick recently. It’s your life man, tell your story, but Jesus. Just stop doing it all so publicly. I pretty much never have sex too, I don’t tell everyone that. Make bad decisions throwing footballs? Yup, I do that all the time. Suck at dancing and look like a white dork when you do it? You bet I do. That’s why I don’t do any of that shit where anyone can see me. Just stop doing it in front of us then telling us about it and we’ll stop making fun of you.

0-16 for Seattle this year, calling it.