Live EventWalk The Line - December 3rd, 2020Starting Soon

Oh Cool Sharks Can Fly Now


Oh what the fuck was that? We have shark A going to town on some bait, about to rip the entire boat to shreds, and then shark B comes flying in out of nowhere like a god damn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend. Fuck that shit. It’s bad enough that these killers can swim. I don’t need them taking to the air. No sir. These assholes gonna grow legs next? Gonna start showing up to the movies in a trench coat like the little rascals and start biting our heads off when we least expect it? We go about a week without a shark murdering some poor kid in North Carolina and then they throw this fastball right at our heads. Fucking sharks yo.