Bret Bielema Wears Custom Bling Air Force 1s To SEC Media Days

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Wow, was not prepared for this to be “a thing.” Ok, take everything I said about Dan Mullen yesterday:

Let’s be honest, kind of tough to get a lot of street cred when you’re a pudgy, middle-aged white guy smack dab in the middle of Mississippi. And when the pudgy middle aged white guy is a the coach of an SEC football team constantly competing for recruits with the best college football teams in the country, street cred is invaluable. Best way to leapfrog to the head of the pack? Yeezy Boosts. Done and done.

Now times it by 1 trillion for Bret Bielema. Add a couple years to the age, add a tad more whiteness, add a whole bunch of pounds to the weight. Change the location to Arkansas and “Yeezy Boosts” to “custom blinged out Air Force 1s” and boom.

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Everything else still applies.

I guess we know now how he landed such a smokebomb wife? Always thought it was the money. Turns out it was the money + the swag.

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