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Power Ranking The Planets - Daily Mail

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Today we talkin bout Pluto. Not a planet. Not a planet. We talkin bout Pluto. The AAA call up of planets. Everyone acting like I’m supposed to be all excited for NASA and Plto. FOH. So I rank the planets 1 through 9 based on overall planet performance including size, color, distance, attitude, and potential.

Theres also the guy who tried to cook his girlfriend, Farrah Abraham leaves her kid an obscene amount of money for the tooth fairy, flags at half staff for gay marriage and the dude who loved horses. I mean, LOVED horses. In all the wrong ways.