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The Audacity Of Someone With Butthole Eyes To This Degree Being Out In Public Is A Travesty The Likes Of Which Have Never Been Seen

I’ve been offline all day so I have no idea what the context for this video is. I took a “me day” and sat by a lake, well, it’s actually a retention pond but the water lilies are gorgeous, and read a book. I just tossed my phone in my darty Fanny pack and enjoyed the sound of frogs croaking. Incredible. I love the sound of frogs. Ribbet and whatnot.

After I returned home, I had to make so I did. After leaving the toilet, I pulled my phone out, saw these Butthole eyes and wanted to show you. It’s because I love you. Think about that. I’m showing you these Butthole eyes before I kissed my wife. Wow!

Now that you’ve seen them, I’m confident in saying that the only way you get eyes like that is by drinking exclusively retention pond water. Let this be a reminder that no matter how good it tastes, it’s just not worth it. Have a good night, everyone. Gonna toss on the evening news and hit the hay. Alright. See y’all tomorrow.