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Does This Look Like the Face of A Masshole Arrested For A DUI After Asking Cops Directions to McDonalds?

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STURBRIDGE (CBS) A man who stopped to ask a police officer for directions to McDonald’s was arrested after he registered a blood alcohol level more than three times the legal limit. An officer received a report of an erratic driver Sunday around 8:53 a.m.in the area of Picker Road and Route 20. The officer found the car, and the driver then pulled up next to the police cruiser. According to Sturbridge police, the driver of the vehicle asked for direction to McDonald’s, and the officer noticed the man was “slurring his words and appeared dazed.”

 

I see a lot of people chirping this guy for being an idiot.  Like what type of idiot asks cops for directions to McDonalds when he’s drunk driving?  Well I couldn’t disagree more.  I love the move.  Listen the damage was already done before he approached the cops.  People had already reported him for driving erratically.  It wasn’t like the cops just stumbled upon him.  They were actively looking for him.  The damage was already done.  He was probably getting busted either way. The only move at that point is go straight at them and act like nothing is wrong.  The best defense is a good offense.  What’s the one thing a drunk driver wouldn’t do?  Pull up to a cop car and ask directions to McDonalds.  It’s just too cliché.    So he took a shot and missed.   But as a wise philosopher once said you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

 

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