The Kanye West/Kim Kardashian Baptism Photo Is The Greatest Photo Ever
So much going on in this pic. First of all, what religion is this? It’s a baptism in a Mexican grandmother’s living room, presided over by a king and some dude who got lost on his way to an Eyes Wide Shut party then decided, “Fuck it, I’ll just stare at Kim’s ass instead.” Then you’ve got Kim doing her best Virgin Mary impression but the kind of virgin that everyone has watched get fucked by Ray J. The whole thing just looks some tragedy scene cooked up by Bill Shakespeare. Just be careful of the villain sneaking in house right to murder everyone and snatch up the baby.