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Let's Give This IG Model A Standing Ovation For Moving Back To America!!!

BOOM!!! Chalk one up for the good ol US of A amirite??? It's about goddamn time we get a W under our belts. Seems like it's been forever. I don't know what country laid claim to Mari here for the last few weeks, but who gives a shit? SHE'S COMING HOME!!! QUEUE THE DIDDY!!!

And until she gets back, check out this brief pictorial of her before Smitty and I drop into Verdansk to protect her, yours and our freedom against Ed and his Red Army:

Let's ride: