54 Sting Rays Died At The Brookfield Zoo Yesterday So What's Even The Point Of Doing This Week?
It’s the slowest sports week of the year, my boss has been flaunting a month long vacation in everyone’s face, and oh yeah FIFTY FOUR sting rays just died at the Brookfield Zoo. What the fuck? How does this happen? Was it people not washing their hands? Is that what Oxygen levels mean? Just a code for some shithead kid not reading the sign and giving all the Sting Rays the sniffles? I need answers. How did they try to save these sting rays? Did they try petting them? Because sometimes all a Sting Ray needs is a pet. I want a full investigation. I want a candlelight vigil and then I want someone to go CSI on everyone’s ass and figure out what went wrong. I will not sleep until this happens. Big Cat does not let 54 Sting Rays die without answers, no sir.*
*I’m going to listen to this video once and then move on.