Horny Nurse Removes Protective Equipment To Bed Down A Bedridden Coronavirus Patient In The Water Closet

The Indonesian National Nurses Association has responded to questions of a same-sex relationship between a nurse and a COVID-19 patient at the Wisma Atlet Emergency Hospital Jakarta.

“It is true that there has been a suspected incident of a same-sex relationship between a health worker and a COVID-19 patient at the Wisma Atlet Emergency Hospital. Our response from the Indonesian National Nurses Association is that the alleged nurse must follow legal processing,” said Asep.

Asep also noted appreciation for the management of the Wisma Atlet Emergency Hospital for bringing the case to the realm of law. The case was revealed through the patient’s confession on his Twitter account, @bottialter on Friday 25th December 2020.

A screenshot of a WhatsApp conversation with a nurse at Wisma Atlet Emergency Hospital revealed that both patient and nurse made an appointment to have sexual interaction in the hospital’s toilet. The patient uploaded a photo of the personal protective equipment which the nurse removed from his body and laid on the floor.

Well well well. Looks like love is in the air at the ole Wisma Atlet Emergency Hospital. There's nothing like having a little sex when you aren't supposed to. That's why people love the mile high club so much. It isn't because doing some gentle fucking in an airline bathroom is comfortable; it's because the taboo nature of the interaction gets that boner interacting with another who is also horny as fuck. 

I know many people out there are like, "how can a health professional do this kinda thing? It's so dangerous mouthing a covid-19-positive patient's dick in the bathroom." While that may be true, I liken this type of interaction to war. Your first few weeks, you are careful as fuck. You're lookin for bombs and shooters with everything you have. A few months later, you're kicking trash on the side of the road and give nary a care. I think that's what is happening with medical professionals. The first few months of a pandemic, you aren't fucking any of your patients. You're all like, "Nah" when they ask if you wanna suck their titties and stuff. A few months later, you're trying stuff from the deleted scenes of the kama sutra. Spicy like curry.  

I mean, can you blame them? The stress of constantly caring for the sick would really get to you. You'd become attached and the patient would be all like "I owe you my life. I can't give you my life though but I can give you the ride for your life in the bathtub that's meant for giving birth in water." People talk about whiskey dick but covid dick is like the thickest cock ring youve ever seen. You get so much stamina that people begin to call you Sting. Incredible. 

What happens in there is so beautiful that you can't help but tweet about it which leads to complications for everyone. But, unlike many stories that involve nurses having sex with their coronavirus patients, this one ends happily. 

 “The health worker is negative, while the patient is still positive,” said Herwin.

However, only the nurse was handed over to the Central Jakarta Police for further legal proceedings, since the patient is still positive COVID-19 and needs to undergo isolation at Wisma Atlet Emergency Hospital.

Hopefully, the nurse finds someone to hump at the police station. That'd be wonderful!