First of all, perfect couple. I’m not sure why I’m saying that, not like they fulfill any stereotypes perfectly or anything like that, I just think they’re really cute together.
Second of all, I feel bad that they’re trying (and failing) so hard to hide this. Concerts are pretty much lawless. How many times have you been at the Comcast Center with people smoking weed right on the lawn? I’ll answer that: every time you’ve been. Concerts are basically international waters. So why should they have to hide their love? Make the lawn one big, drug-fueled orgy. Whatever you want to do, you can do. Drunk in public? Fine. Weed? Cool. Interracial BBW sex? You betcha. That’s how you improve the experience for everyone.