The Refs In Dallas Today Are Incredibly Horny, And I Think I Know Why

For those of you who are unaware, the number sixty-nine is colloquially referred to as an act of oral intercourse. You see...when a man loves a woman, sometimes he will display that love by engaging in some good ol' fashion cunnilingus. And sometimes when a woman loves a man, sometimes she will display that love by putting fellating the man's "wrench". And when they both love each other, sometimes they'll each do those things simultaneously. Thus resulting in ending up in a position that loosely resembles the number 69. The more you know. 

So why are the refs in Dallas so horny today? Why are these dudes so torqued up and thinking about performing simultaneous double fellatio? Well nobody can know for certain, but I'm inclined to believe that this 81-yard bomb from Jalen Hurts to DeSean Jackson is the main culprit. 

Damn near impossible to not be dangerous levels of horny after watching that. Like so horny that your stomach hurts. Or should I say your stomach....Jalen Hurts (puts on sunglasses and walks off into the sunset). 

Go Birds. 

@JordieBarstool