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An NYPD Sergeant Was 'So Enamored' With A Coworker That He Threw A Load of Semen On Her Leg

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NYDN – An NYPD sergeant has been suspended after a co-worker claimed he threw semen on her inside of police headquarters, police sources said Tuesday.

The sergeant, identified as Michael Iscenko, 54, allegedly tossed semen on the unidentified woman near a freight elevator at 1 Police Plaza, according to the reports.

The victim — who worked with Iscenko in the Organized Crime Control Bureau — reported the recent incident immediately after it happened, police sources said.

The substance that was splattered on her was tested and determined to be semen, a police source said. It had not yet been determined if it was Iscenko’s semen.

“He was apparently so enamored by her that he threw semen on her,” the source said.

 

NYP – The victim, an administrative aide in her 60s, had just left the women’s rest room and was walking back to her office when Sgt. Michael Iscenko, 54, allegedly approached her from behind and splashed the substance on her leg and shoe, the source said.

“She suddenly felt something on her leg, looked down, and said to him, ‘What are you doing?’ “ the source said of the January incident.

“The uniformed member then walked away without responding.”

 

Ah courtship, what a magical time in any relationship. You think a girl’s cute, you’re not sure of the vibe back, how do you win her love? Roses, a dinner date, communicating her with your words instead of your bodily fluids? Too cliché. But a Dixie cup full of semen of questionable origins? Now that’s how you treat a lady. It proves that not only are you fertile despite your advanced age, you’re generous and caring because hey you didn’t throw it in her face, right? Classic semen to the leg win win win scenario.

 

Plus she’s in her 60s, what else is going to happen for her? Brad Pitt’s not coming in to sweep her off her feet with witty banter and flirtatious touches. Maybe this guy throwing batches around is the best option at that point. At least he’s putting in an effort more than the other geriatrics just trying to poke that cobwebbed vag of hers after some Matlock on Netflix and chill.

 

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