Shark blunt! What a magnificent creation. I’m a little surprised the guy ended up smoking it. It’d be dumb if he didn’t but that’s also one of the greatest blunts ever rolled. It’s a masterpiece. Smoking the shark blunt during Shark Week is either the best idea ever or the worst idea ever. It really depends on who you are when you’re high. Best idea if, when you get high, you enjoy themed TV shows and watching sharks dart across your screen and try to eat people. Worst idea if, when you get high, you become afraid of everything including, of course, giant sharks who want to drink your blood like a fine wine. Consider me in the latter category. Hell, I’m afraid of ocean creatures when I’m not high at all. I can only imagine the fear would increase the more puffs I took from the shark blunt and the higher I got. That sounds like a fast track to me in the fetal position and a phone call being placed to my Mom. Don’t get me wrong, getting high and watching stuff like Planet Earth is some of the most fun I’ve ever had. However, there’s a big difference between David Attenborough’s voice peacefully holding your hand while explaining the wonders of the world to you and a shark looking like it’s gonna jump through the TV and eat your face off.