Felger Doesn't Think Brady Will Be As Good Next Year Because He Has No One To Deflate His Footballs (Alternate Headline: Felger Trolled Everyone Again)
I don’t think it’s impossible that Brady’s stats go down next year, he was All World last season and it’s not exactly easy to keep that up. But to think that will be because of PSI is the most obvious troll of all time. It’s really not even a good one at all. As soon as I heard Felger say “Do you think Brady will be as good next year?” I thought Oh ok, he worked this bit in to bring up Deflategate and get a little ratings spike in July with the MLB All Star Break around the corner. That’s all this was. I can’t even fake anger and pretend to actually defend why it’s a dumb thing to say, there’s way too much proof. It’s like arguing with someone telling you the grass is pink while he laughs in your face at you getting worked up. Right before he brings up air pressure he says “And this isn’t a troll! It’s not a troll.” You know who says that? People saying incredibly stupid things and trolling. It’s like saying “Not to be racist” or “No offense,” you know you’re gonna say something just to piss people off and you’re trying to cover your ass. That’s all you need to know, he’s trolling. Don’t even need to acknowledge the fact that the balls weren’t deflated. Just give Felger the “Sure thing bud” and move on.
As penance for making me write this blog no one is allowed to listen to Felger and Mazz tomorrow. Felger is grounded and has to go to his room. That’s the penalty for getting attention with a bad troll.