Wake Up With a Mashup of Tom Cruise’s Rant and Santa from Rudolph

There are few things I enjoy more than a good mashup. And this one is perfect. It combines America’s favorite 5-foot-4 action hero lunatic and Christmas, in the form of the worst Santa ever portrayed on film. The megalomaniacal dictator who ran his workshop like a forced labor camp and warped the minds of the entire Boomer generation. It’s for things like this that internet was invented.