Hardo And A Half Threatens To Throw Down And Kill The Batman

“You’re not Bruce Wayne, you’re Bruce Shit.”

Stop the presses…you mean to tell me that guy dressed in an outfit straight out of Party City who is taking pics for change during broad daylight isn’t the real, fictional DC superhero? Well slap me silly. When your best argument for starting a fight is “He’s not the real Batman”, it might be time to re-evaluate a few things. Conversely, you don’t start shit with the dude trying to throw down with borderline homeless street performers for not being real superheros. Those are the type of cats who have nothing to lose.

But no joke though this is the pussiest Batman this side of Adam West. Props to not breaking character with the voice, but sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands and deport the foreigner with your fists. It’s not who we are underneath, but what we do that defines us.

This Dark Knight at least put up a worthy fight. He got Bane’d, but still, it’s all about the effort.