"Tom Brady Fucks With The Streets" - Migos

Tom Brady fucks with the streets because that’s what real players do! You’re goddamn right, Migos! That’s how you become a successful NFL quarterback. That’s how you become a leader of men inside a locker room and maintain the respect of your peers. Street cred. You think Peyton Manning gets down with Migos? Andrew Luck? Andy Dalton? Matt Ryan? Joe Flacco’s boring ass? Hell no. You know Russell Wilon doesn’t fuck with the streets. He doesn’t fuck with anything because that’s not the Jesus way. But Tom Brady does. And you know what? Despite all his accolades he’s racked up I bet this is one of his proudest: getting the Migos stamp of approval. Anyone who’s ever been called cool by a black person knows that’s the best feeling in the entire world.