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This is a real fucking movie.
You're probably saying to yourself, "wow a 30-year-old shitting on a kids movie."
This is no kids movie. It's barely a movie at all. Half of the stuff that takes place confirms it's a movie made with no one in particular in mind. The parents have jobs and discuss tasks nobody under the age of 12 would understand. In terms of villains, the characters are wildly unrelatable and bizarre. For a movie called 'BOBBLEHEADS', as our wonderful king Trillballins said in our podcast review, they somehow only feature five total bobbleheads. One of those bobbleheads is also Cher… who doesn't come with any of her licensed music.
The animation STINKS.
The story STINKS.
The Cher cameo STINKS.
The voice acting STINKS.
The whole movie is one weird mess and, yes, it STINKS.
How did this get made? Why did this get made?
They clearly spent 99% of their budget on getting Cher to pop into the movie and say, "Hi, I'm Bobblehead Cher."
Everything about this movie is nonsensical, from the mess of a story to the animated characters that would have looked dated 20 years ago. But the weirdest thing of them all? The director.
That's right, 'Bobbleheads' is from the guy who brought you 'Beauty and the Beast', 'Spirited Away', and a few other classics. My mind was blown when I saw this. What the fuck.
If you want to watch the first 10 minutes of the movie for some reason, here you go:
'Bobbleheads: The Movie' is offensively bad. It's the worst movie of 2020, and the second-worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life behind only 'Jack & Jill'.
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