Rate This Drunk's 4th Of July "I Am A Real American" Performance
First off, when you wear a Hulkster shirt to the bar on the 4th of July and “I Am A Real American” is rocked, that puppy better be torn to pieces. It’s either that or get deported. However, you BETTER make sure that shirt rips in two on the first attempt. I don’t care if all 10 fingers pop out of their sockets, there’s no worse look than getting cockblocked by a thin layer of gaberdine. Solid showmanship, but the Hulk wouldn’t be happy.
Overall grades: B for effort. D for execution. A for America.
(104 votes, average: 1.65 out of 10)
Loading...PS – Dude to the left decked out in pure Patriotism is 4th as fuck. Looks like he’s getting ready to throw out some stats.