Holy Fuck Do I Want To Be On Susanna's Naughty List This Year

I don't publish as much Susanna content as I'd like around here and for that I'm sorry. I know you guys deserve better starting with this annual reminder that there's no naughtier list than Susanna's. There's no person bearing gifts the way this sweet lady brings it and I fucking mean that guys. Soft touch, kind heart and a body that makes you beg for mercy. 

If that sounds familiar it's because it is familiar. Susanna nearly saved the Bears season last year and has since become the Barstool Chicago office sweetheart. 

And honestly if everyone had an attitude like Susanna I think this world would be a better place. I don't say that lightly either. Takes a special kind of person to drive a hot tub all over the United States of America following one of history's most hopeless franchises. All with a big smile on her face and even bigger set of principles. If I wasn't such a bad boy then maybe I'd ask Santa to bring me one more weekend in the tub. Hopefully one day we get there. 

Until then, happy holidays from my family to yours!!