Would You Let Your Favorite Athlete Have Sex With Your Girlfriend? - KFC Radio
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So this week a Stoolie called in with a story about how his buddy and his fiance sat down and had a fully honest, lay all your cards on the table, not-allowed-t0-get-mad conversation where they aired out all their dirty laundry. HORRIBLE IDEA that we address in this conversation but this guy’s fiance went to reveal that in 2011 she fucked Patrick Kane. This dude was a Chicago guy so he said he wasnt too bothered by the fact that Showtime threw it in his girl. So the question is, would you be ok with your favorite athlete deep dicking your girl? Its one thing to just say it. Its another thing to truly mean it. Would you actually be alright with your girl getting stuffed by one of the guys you root for?
Feits immediately said he’d be cool with Brady, but not a guy like Gronk. I think its something every guy might jokingly be like “Yea I wouldnt care. It would be awesome to be eskimo bros with…” But in reality I think you’d be like “Fuccccck I really, really wish my girlfriend hadnt fucked that guy.” I mean if we’re being honest most guys hate to think about the fact that some normal, average ex boyfriend has been all up inside their woman. You really expect me to believe you’d be cool with a pro athlete cocksman having run up in there? I call bullshit.
We also talk about working at Foot Locker and banging your Foot Locker employee who happens to have a kid, A Lingerie Football Player living with you for 5 days, the ability to see through cards and how much money you could make gambling, inappropriate Dad Jokes, and matching on Tinder with your friend’s sister.
