New Video Game "Cyberpunk 2077" Featuring Keanu Reeves Lets You Customize The Size (and shape) Of Your Cock
*I know Chaps already blogged this, but I'll be damned if I let dick story hit this website without weighing in.*
Finally, a video game customization we can all get behind. Show me one guy who hasn't thought about what it would be like to have a bigger dick and I'll show you a liar. Cyberpunk 2077 has tapped into a general male curiosity that's as old as time. Will it be realistic? Doesn't matter, the fact that you can adjust not only the size of your cock, but the "style" and color or your public hair is a game changer...
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Not only that you can choose whether or not your circumcised! Here's Chaps testing it out…
Incredible. That said, I do have a few questions. The first of which is can you adjust the size of the vagina because if not, that could be an issue. #Equality. I'd also like to know what types of public hair styles they offer? Can they do a hair diaper? What about a high and tight? Or a scorched earth? Can you leave the balls hairy but trim the dick? The options are, and should be, endless. And what about the color? Do the curtains have to match the drapes? Can you dye said drapes an exotic color? I guess I'll have to buy the game to find out. Regardless, here's the trailer for the whole thing complete with Keanu Reeves. Purchase at your own risk…
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