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Suck On This: The Highest Rated Passer In Chicago Bears History Is Mitchell Trubisky

I know you guys think I'm going to come in here and Mitchy Mitch your asses to death and guess what. Mitchy fucking Mitch you puds. I mean if you honestly just isolate it to quarterback play then you can't tell me Mitch has had the best situation around him for the last 4 years. That's not a surprise to anyone but I don't really think we spend enough time emphasizing just how much it's sucked for him. The city's unanimously agreed that the O-Line is so bad that only Russell Wilson, Aaron Rodgers, Patrick Mahomes and Kyler Murray could competently move this offense. That's not news. 

It's also not news that Matt Nagy hasn't been the exact model of leadership. Play calling to player development to depth chart management. Everything has come under question to the point we're also almost entirely on board that he should get fired at the end of the year. 

Nick Foles. Whatever. I have nothing but respect for that man and his gigantic cock. If anything he proved just how bad the surrounding circumstances were for anyone else under center, which brings me back to Mitch. 

As of now he's statistically better than Jay Cutler and a bunch of other guys your dad would probably sacrifice your brother if it meant they got one more season behind Olin Kreutz. Maybe not the biggest gunslingers but certainly some folklore legends. Shoutout Jim Miller. 

And there's Mitch at 86.1, better than Brett Favre at 86.0 and Donovan McNabb, Cam Newton, Rich Gannon, Eli Manning and Joe Flacco. LOL Fuck you to all the haters. Mitch Trubsiky: 36th highest passer rating in NFL history. 

That said, someone ANYONE please explain to me how Mitch can be so bad amongst such championship caliber company? The answer is you can't. And whether you're sick of me giving Mitch weekly A+ deepthroated blowjobs around here, you need to give me an honest answer. If he sucks so bad why doesn't he suck so bad. Why does the historic & succinct calculation intended to singularly quantify a quarterback's gross passing performance tell me that Mitch Trubisky is pretty fucking good, but you guys say he sucks?

Makes no sense, which is actually just perfect for this conversation. I expect nothing because I've heard everything. Mitch this. Mitch that. 

Mitch is the #1 rated Chicago Bears quarterback of all time. 

Take it up with the history books.