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It's A Long Weekend So The NFL Must Be Suspending Everybody Right Now

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Hysterical. Absolutely hysterical.

 

Actually, it’s not. It kind of makes me sick. I can’t believe the NFL thinks that they can do every big news dump and suspend a bunch of stars on a long weekend and think we won’t notice. “Oh we have bad news? Let’s bury it.” I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if the Brady decision is released tomorrow right in the middle of your town fireworks. It’s so fucking clear what they do and it kills me. Because I know it’s not going to stop me. It’s like having a girlfriend that you know is fucking around but you can never break up with her.

 

NFL, you’re the biggest group of fucking scumbags I’ve ever met in my entire life. I hate you with my whole heart. Yet I can’t quit you. But just know that I know. I know.